LOL a Shakespearean insulut generator can be found here
They include ...
Thy head stands so tickle on thy shoulders, that a milkmaid, if she be in love, may sigh it off.
Thou caluminous guts-griping bugbear!
and my favourite :
Thou crusty botch of nature!
thou hast a crusty pink taco
ReplyDelete[Thou] leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, knot-pated, agatering, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Texan pouch!
ReplyDeleteHenry IV
No idea what it means but it sure sounds rude lol
yea? well so's your mama
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