Nothing Urgent!
Nothing like mischeduling a road trip. If only I would have waited another week I wouldn't have missed Nothing!
Annual Nothing Festival scheduled for this weekend in Telluride, Colorado. If you leave now, you can still not miss Nothing.
The Nothing festival was accidentally created by a local resident who was fed up with the number of festivalsin general and the prospect of another huge event by a large promoter.
A tongue in cheek letter was sent to the city manager requesting a non-festival permit: and was taken seriously.
So the first Nothing festival was held in 1991 and the locals loved it!
They could finally enjoy all the things that make life in a small town so special - no crowds or traffic. Visitors could easily make it to town without passes or hassles. A win-for-all.
Events
1. Sunrises and Sunsets as normal
2. Gravity will continue to be in effect.
3. The earth’s rotation will be increased to add a few thrills.
4. The laws of physics will be on display.
5. Duct Tape Seminar: How to defeat weapons of mass destruction for under $10
6. The art of mogul making. How we use old Volkswagens.
7. Sense of humor search.
8. T-Shirts on sale.The Telluride Nothing Festival
Nothing Festival Site (Nothing has been taken seriously here for years)
I've got Nothing to say about this
ReplyDeletei went there once with my last husband who couldnt go 25 minutes without a drink..we got on the train which takes 3 hours..and he ran out of booze after about an hour and i thought he was going to get off the train and run along side it to the stop off place...it only goes about 3 miles an hour...and jack figured he could beat it by an hour...
ReplyDeletething i remember is you run out of things to say about pretty stuff after the first hour...ohhh that's pretty...oh that's pretty too..and that's really pretty....fuck more pretty stuff...after that i just wanted to go to texas and look at dirt..
Well Tx is famed for its dirt
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