Arrrr 'tis talk like a prat day

"Avast, me maties! Today be th' International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Fer today only, ye lubbers no worthy 'nough t' enjoy th' noble vocation o' Pirate can join th' ranks!

Firs' ye'll need t' lern t' talk like a pirate, then find yer pirate name, an' finally sling back some grog. Be smart aboot it, fer today's th' day ninjas fear...ever'one's a pirate! Arrrr!"