Don't dine here

Pigeon's milk is one of the desserts on offer at a Latvian restaurant, a list of badly translated menus shows. According to the Mirror, the menu also offers a main course of "grilled surgeon".
Travel Trade Gazette has collected confused hotel notices and menus that holidaymakers have spotted.

• A Polish offers "roasted duck let loose, beef rashers beaten in the country people's fashion".
  

• A Travel Trade Gazette spokesman said: "Guests in some countries need a cast-iron disposition to eat out."
  

• A hotel in the former Yugoslavia advised guests: "Flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid."
  

• And a Japanese public bath warned guests "not to pull cock in tub".
  

• While a Thai hotel told guests "do not bring solicitors into your room".