Sunday, June 04, 2006

Pilot : "any seen me phone?"

A mobile phone has now joined the long list of reasons for flight delays, after a pilot dropped his through a gap in the cockpit floor.

The phone fell just before takeoff at Doncaster Robin Hood airport on Sunday as the pilot was complying with his own instructions to turn off mobiles.

He fumbled and the phone vanished between the pedals. After a four-hour search a relief flight had to be organised to take 178 holidaymakers to Tenerife.

A Thomsonfly spokeswoman said: "As safety is always our priority the captain had no choice but to delay takeoff until the phone was found."

A passenger said: “We just couldn’t believe our ears. We thought we’d heard every excuse in the book for delays but this one took the biscuit.

“At least the pilot was honest right from the start.

“He told us over the tannoy that we couldn’t take off until he found his mobile phone. Fifteen minutes later he said he was still looking for it.

“So we just waited and waited and he kept announcing they were still looking.

“Then he said the engineers had dismantled some of the panels in the cockpit but they still couldn’t find the phone anywhere.”

3 comments:

yellowdoggranny said...

im whiffled..






i just made that word up..it means I am so stunned by the stupidity of the story.i dont know what to say...im whiffled..

dom said...

Hate to burst yer bubble ... you just gave a 4th meanning , and the best of them :)
1. To move or think erratically; vacillate.
2. To blow in fitful gusts; puff: The wind whiffled through the trees.
3. To whistle lightly.
Kind of makes ya feel thank fuck I wasn't in that plane , what a numpty of a pilot

yellowdoggranny said...

well whiffle fuck