Tosser Piers resigns
The Mirror board said Morgan would be stepping down immediately
Daily Mirror editor Piers Morgan has been sacked after the newspaper conceded photos of British soldiers abusing an Iraqi were fake.
In a statement the Mirror said it had fallen victim to a "calculated and malicious hoax" and that it would be "inappropriate" for Morgan to continue.
The Queen's Lancashire Regiment (QLR) said the Mirror had endangered British troops by running the pictures.
Roger Goodman, of the QLR, said the regiment now felt "vindicated".
Mr Goodman added: "It is just a great pity it has taken so long... and that so much damage has been done in the meantime."
The Daily Mirror... apologises unreservedly for publishing the pictures and deeply regrets the reputational damage done to the QLR and the Army in Iraq
At a news conference in Preston on Friday afternoon, the regiment demonstrated to reporters aspects of uniform and equipment which it said proved the photographs were fake.
The regiment's Brigadier Geoff Sheldon said the vehicle featured in the photographs had been located in a Territorial Army base in Lancashire and had never been in Iraq.
He said the QLR's reputation had been damaged by the Mirror and asked the newspaper to apologise because the evidence they were staged was "overwhelming".
The Conservatives said they hoped lessons had been learned from the row.
Deputy leader and foreign affairs spokesman, Michael Ancram, said: ''Looking at the facts objectively, this is the right thing for Piers Morgan to have done.
"The photos that were published in the Daily Mirror have done great damage to the reputation of our troops, who are serving under some of the most difficult conditions in Iraq.''
'Recruiting poster for al-Qaeda'
The photos published in the Mirror on 1 May appeared to show British troops torturing an Iraqi detainee.
In one picture a soldier is seen urinating on a hooded man while in another the hooded man is being hit with a rifle in the groin.
Colonel Black, a former regiment commander of the QLR, said the pictures put lives in danger and acted as a "recruiting poster" for al-Qaeda.
Downing Street refused to comment on the issue, saying it was a matter for the Mirror board.
This was about the life of British soldiers, and you can't tough it out when you're wrong
Andrew Neil, former editor of the Sunday Times
Morgan will be replaced on a temporary basis by his deputy, Des Kelly.
The newspaper released a statement saying: "The Daily Mirror published in good faith photographs which it absolutely believed were genuine images of British soldiers abusing an Iraqi prisoner.
"However there is now sufficient evidence to suggest that these pictures are fakes and that the Daily Mirror has been the subject of a calculated and malicious hoax.
"The Daily Mirror therefore apologises unreservedly for publishing the pictures and deeply regrets the reputational damage done to the QLR and the Army in Iraq.
"The paper will continue to cooperate fully with the investigation.
"The board of Trinity Mirror has decided that it would be inappropriate for Piers Morgan to continue in his role as editor of the Daily Mirror and he will therefore be stepping down with immediate effect."
The Sun newspaper had offered a Ā£50,000 reward for "information about the fake Mirror photos" but withdrew the offer following the sacking of Morgan.
Italian police get Lamborghinis
Italian police have been given something of a helping hand in their bid to catch crooks.
The latest addition to their fleet of cars is a Lamborghini sports car with a top speed of 192mph.
The 2-seater Lamborghini Gallardo will be used along highways in southern Italy.
The car, a gift from the Italian car factory, uses a V10 cylinder DOHC four valve V90 5 litre, 500 Hp engine.
So beware !! Itie thieves
Boomerangs 'are British'
A carving on a rock in Yorkshire proves ancient Britons and not Australian Aborigines invented the boomerang, an author claims.
Terry Deary says the markings on the Swastika Stone on Ilkley Moor are curvy boomerangs and not a sun or fire worship symbol.
Sky News reports that the writer of the Horrible Histories books was jogging past the rock when the thought occurred to him.
He suggests the carving - dating from around 3,000 to 4,000 BC - is in fact a depiction of a quadrang-style boomerang.
Mr Deary said: "It's the earliest representation of a boomerang. There's nothing else it could be."
Aerodynamic throwsticks were developed by a number of stone age civilisations thousands of years ago, but Aboriginal Australians have commonly been associated with their invention, some 10,000 years ago.
Mr Deary, however, claims the Swastika Stone carving is the first representation of a return boomerang.
He says early ones would have been four-armed as it was easier to get them to return.
Indian man aiming for 100th marriage
An Indian man who's become famous for marrying 90 times wants to marry 10 more women for his "century".
Udaynath Dakshiniray, 80, of Orali in Orissa, claims he's received nine recent offers of marriage from overseas.
He says he's had three proposals from both the US and Japan, two from Hungary and one from Germany.
Born in an affluent family of landowners, Udaynath's first marriage ended when he refused to leave his village and settle with his bride in the neighbouring town of Dhenkanal.
It is reported that the young man was shocked and frustrated and vowed to marry at least 100 women.
Safe Driver Did not hold a licence
A PENSIONER on his way to receive an award for 25 years accident-free driving was stopped by police at a roadside check - and then admitted he did not have a licence. Wilibald Schmidt, 77, had been forced to hand over his licence for driving offences a quarter of a century before, but had carried on driving illegally without it, according to a report in the German daily newspaper, Bild.
Because Mr Schmidt had not had an accident since 1978, the local motoring club in Essen, Germany, where he was a member, had invited him to receive an award for his "careful driving and good example to other motorists".