Friday, May 05, 2006

Buy Vibrators !! tax exempt

Prostitutes, strippers and lap dancers can claim tax deductions for adult toys and lingerie, officials said Friday, as the Australian Taxation Office issued a list of deductible items for the sex industry.

Condoms, lubricants, gels and oils are among a myriad of other items that these workers can claim against tax, according to a fact sheet issued on the office's website. While they cannot claim deductions for fitness classes that keep them in shape, the tax office ruled they can claim the cost of dance lessons.

"You can claim the cost of replacing or repairing things like equipment, adult novelties and other apparatus used in your work," the office advises, under a section titled "tools of trade."

"This is just another one of our occupational lists that we put together to help people," a taxation office spokeswoman said on customary condition of anonymity.

4 comments:

yellowdoggranny said...

does that mean i can claim my antonio banderas blow up doll?

dom said...

Make sure you buy a Catholic blow up version .. that way he won't go down on you :)

yellowdoggranny said...

ohhhh(groan)

dom said...

Hehehhee