A show called Circus Of Horrors lived up to its name when a dwarf accidentally glued his penis to a vacuum cleaner.Captain Dan The Demon Dwarf was taken to hospital when he became stuck to the the machine after misreading superglue instructions.
The 42-year-old pulls the vacuum across the stage with his manhood at the Edinburgh Fringe production.
Its attachment came loose before a performance so he tried to glue it back on.
He left it to dry for 20 seconds rather than 20 minutes – and it stuck to him when he tried it out.
'It was the most embarrassing moment of my life,' he explained. 'When I got wheeled into a packed A&E on a wheelchair with a Hoover attached to my willie, I just wished the ground could swallow me up.'
Staff at the Royal Infirmary of Edinburgh managed to remove the attachment after an hour.
2 comments:
That reminds me of the time when I...
I went into A&E with a wooden onion box nailed to my hand ... which caused mirth .. but a vacuum! no way pedro !
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