Police had released CCTV footage of Percy's last known movements, as a gang dragged him away from his station at the gates of the Blizzard Funderworld theme park – and then pushed him towards the nearby River Taff.
Percy was found floating amidst flotsam and jetsam in Cardiff Bay, and recovered by the Cardiff Harbour authority. Blizzard Funderworld spokesman Edward Mellors said he had been 'beaten to an almost helpless slush.'
He had suffered extensive stomach trauma, although his head and bright pink top hat were relatively undamaged.
2 comments:
Poor Percy! :(
Percy is a slang term for a willy in England, so in more ways than one, they were taking the piss !
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