Sunday, August 06, 2006

Masturbate-a-thon

London - Hundreds of Britons are being urged to attend what is being branded as Europe’s first ‘Masturbate-a-thon’, a leading reproductive healthcare charity said on Friday.

“It is a bit of a publicity stunt, but we hope it will raise awareness,” said a Marie Stopes spokeswoman. “We want to get people talking about safer sex, masturbation and to lift taboos.”

Participants, who have to be over 18, can bring any aids they need and can take part in four different rooms -- a comfort area, a mixed area, along with men and women only areas.

But the rules on the event’s website state that there can be no touching of other participants nor are people allowed to fake orgasms. “The amount you raise will be determined by how many minutes you masturbate and/or how many orgasms you achieve,” said the website.

8 comments:

yellowdoggranny said...

i just dont want to shake hands with them...

dom said...

I don't think that's what you're meant to shake Mwahahahahahaha !

Anonymous said...

LOL...I really like your blog Dom, and your comments make me laugh YDGranny ~~ thanks for brightening my day!

dom said...

Thankyou, may you return many times :)

yellowdoggranny said...

ya..ya'll come back and see us ..ya'hea?

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't you hate to be an unknowing tourist in London on that day? Yuck.

Usually the people that show up for those things are the ugliest people that country holds.

dom said...

And you know this how Debbie ???????

Anonymous said...

Well, lets take the Naked Rambler and his girlfriend for instance. If you're going to roam the country naked couldn't you be just a bit more attractive to look at?

And anyone considering masterbation to be so beautiful that want to join a marathon is probably too butt ugly to ever get a partner.