NY Scent critic

The New York Times this week has announced the appointment of its first ever perfume critic.

Chandler Burr , not to be confused with Bing, will write about ols and new perfumes, as well as the occasional scented candle.

"Perfume is an art form , just like theatre ,music or painting or even music" said a dipshit from the paper.

Scent Strip will appear frequently in issues of T: The New York Times Style Magazine. In the column, Mr. Burr will review and rate new and classic perfumes as well as other scents such as perfumed candles. He will ascribe a four-star rating system to each perfume, similar to those awarded by The Times to restaurants, ranging from no stars for a poor or satisfactory perfume to four stars for an extraordinary scent.