Saturday, February 24, 2007

Crap joke

A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman for a beer and some peanuts..... " wow " says the barman " a duck that talks, you don't see that often !". The duck says " I've just finished shift at that building site across the road and i'm thirsty , so hurry up !"
The next day a promotor from the circus comes into the bar asking if he can put up some flyers ; then the duck walks in .
The barman quickly says to the circus promotor "hey mate I bet that duck would be great in your circus!" ......... to which the duck replies "why the hell would he want a plasterer "?

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