After being cheated by her husband, a furious Brit woman has put his entire wardrobe up for sale on Internet auction site eBay.
The enraged wife and the mother-of-two has branded her former partner a ‘dirty little weasel.’ The unidentified woman has set no reserve price on the auction, but said that she would take cash or swap the items for 'a decent single man.’
"These are all the items that were in my husband of six and half years, and partner for 15 years' closet," the Daily Mail quoted the woman, as stating on the site.
"This includes tops, trousers, boots, socks, underpants and a few bonus items that he didn't have stashed at his new fiancee's house when I found out about the dirty little weasel's affair, though God knows how he was going to get married to her without me finding out," she added.
"Some of these items might be slightly damp due to them having been chucked out of the bedroom window and sitting in the garden for a bit."
"I would consider swapping for a decent single man."
Although the highest bid till now has just been 1p, the sale offer was flooded with questions from curious potential buyers.
The queries include a number of bizarre questions such as: "Are the sleeves attached, crotches intact and paint free?,
"Do you think he did it because you couldn't iron, or is she just younger and better looking?"
But it seems the woman is enjoying the quirky queries, for she answered: "Depends whether you fancy fat birds!"
The sale is set to end on October 24.
4 comments:
I really liked this article. I would just throw it all in a big burn barrel and roast marshmallows... if it were me.
I'd better be nice then ,but from the wardrobe space it seems I've been allotted ,you'd be lucky to roast a peanut !
Was sort of hoping that I never have to light a fire.
Me too, but I know what you're like with lighters , so I'm fairly safe Mwahahaha !
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