Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Cop gives up doughnuts , yeah right!

What kind of officer swears off doughnuts for a year?

In this case, one who ate 13 of them in three minutes, good enough to earn the title of world champion doughnut-eating officer.

Walworth County Jail Training Sgt. Howard Sawyers, who accomplished the feat last month at a law enforcement convention, said since then he has not been in a hurry to have another one.

Sawyers finished third in the competition last year but said he discovered a championship technique this year -- dunking the doughnuts in water to make them soggy.

"You rip 'em, you dunk them, and you shove," he said.

But doesn't a soaked doughnut lose its taste?

"When you have 13 doughnuts in three minutes, you're not worried too much about taste," Sawyers said.

Besides helping to reinforce a good-natured stereotype of officers' snacking habits, he said the win netted him a free street-survival training seminar and a Sig Sauer .40-caliber pistol.


yellowdog granny said...

what kink of wussy cop is he? hell i can eat 13 donuts in a minute ..especially if they are krispy kremes...oh man..are they good...if you have not ever had me...when you get to the states make them take you to a krispy kreme shop....

dom said...

Greedy git