Thursday, May 25, 2006

Funniest joke in the world ?

For over a year, huge numbers of people from all over the world have sent in their favourite jokes and rated how funny they found the jokes submitted by others.

LaughLab certainly captured the public's imagination – we received over 40,000 jokes and almost 2 million ratings!

All of this information has been stored on the LaughLab computers. In December 2001 we released some of our preliminary results - we have now analysed all of our data and are delighted to announce our final findings.

Fascinating differences also emerged between nations in terms of the jokes they found funny. People from The Republic of Ireland, the UK, Australia and New Zealand expressed a strong preference for jokes involving word plays, such as:

Patient: “Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum.”
Doctor: “I've got some cream for that.

Americans and Canadians much preferred gags where there was a sense of superiority – either because a person looked stupid, or was made to look stupid by another person, such as:

Texan: “Where are you from?”
Harvard grad: “I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions.”
Texan: “Okay – where are you from, jackass?” (I never knew JackieSue had been interviewed)

Finally, many European countries, such as France, Denmark and Belgium, liked jokes that were somewhat surreal, such as:

An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote:
“Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.”
The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: “There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.”
“But,” the dog replied, “that would make no sense at all.”


Funniest joke in the World :

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"

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3 comments:

dom said...

Jackie take yer caps off it's hurting me eyes

yellowdog granny said...

THEY MISQUOTED ME..IT'S "OKAY.WHERE YOU FROM, ASSHOLE?"
I ALWAYS LIKE THE LITTLE BOY GETTING AN ICE CREAM SUNDAY...REMIND ME AND I WILL TELL IT TO YOU...

yellowdog granny said...

oh fuck for a minute i thought you said...oh well, never mind...i almost put my tshirt back on..hahah