A man who had a willy implant to cure impotence is rising to the occasion — whenever his neighbour opens his garage doors.
The remote control is on the same frequency as the electronic device in his groin.
The sufferer told a BBC Radio Merseyside phone-in it was causing endless embarrassment — but doctors cannot stop it because the implant op was done in Turkey.
He said: “Every time my neighbours park their car I get an erection. It’s embarrassing.”
When DJ Roger Phillips asked if he had seen a doctor he replied: “I had it done in Turkey, using equipment not known in this country.
“Every time his car pulls in, I can’t leave the house. It’s not funny.”
3 comments:
I bet a lot of women wished they had a garage door opener for their husbands..
I'm sorry Dom, I didn't read where? in Turkey? I have a friend that wants to know.
Fuck me , if I knew MY neighbour suffered from this , I'd be in and out of my garage all day Mwahahahaha !
im with you dom..i would be running that sucker up and down all day long...cracks me up...he's wrong..it is funny...
now that would make a great sitcom on comedy central...
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