Nothing Urgent!
Nothing like mischeduling a road trip. If only I would have waited another week I wouldn't have missed Nothing!
Annual Nothing Festival scheduled for this weekend in Telluride, Colorado. If you leave now, you can still not miss Nothing.
The Nothing festival was accidentally created by a local resident who was fed up with the number of festivalsin general and the prospect of another huge event by a large promoter.
A tongue in cheek letter was sent to the city manager requesting a non-festival permit: and was taken seriously.
So the first Nothing festival was held in 1991 and the locals loved it!
They could finally enjoy all the things that make life in a small town so special - no crowds or traffic. Visitors could easily make it to town without passes or hassles. A win-for-all.
Events
1. Sunrises and Sunsets as normal
2. Gravity will continue to be in effect.
3. The earth’s rotation will be increased to add a few thrills.
4. The laws of physics will be on display.
5. Duct Tape Seminar: How to defeat weapons of mass destruction for under $10
6. The art of mogul making. How we use old Volkswagens.
7. Sense of humor search.
8. T-Shirts on sale.The Telluride Nothing Festival
Nothing Festival Site (Nothing has been taken seriously here for years)
3 comments:
I've got Nothing to say about this
i went there once with my last husband who couldnt go 25 minutes without a drink..we got on the train which takes 3 hours..and he ran out of booze after about an hour and i thought he was going to get off the train and run along side it to the stop off place...it only goes about 3 miles an hour...and jack figured he could beat it by an hour...
thing i remember is you run out of things to say about pretty stuff after the first hour...ohhh that's pretty...oh that's pretty too..and that's really pretty....fuck more pretty stuff...after that i just wanted to go to texas and look at dirt..
Well Tx is famed for its dirt
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