Friday, July 07, 2006

Bad week - good week

Bad week for ....

Janet Forse - the silly bint is seeking a refund from a dating agencywhich failed to find her Mr Right . The 49 year old divorce hoped to find rugged ,fun -loving solvent manwho owned his own home.

Instead she was sent eight unsuitable dates , who were either drunk , unemployes shy , or lived in a caravan

Wimbledon Umpires

Their trousers keep splitting !

The new uniforms , designed by Ralph Lauren at a cost of £10m, are so tight that 60 of the 335 Umpires have bust through their asses already.

3 comments:

yellowdoggranny said...

heehee..i loved the fact that the new uniforms are busting out all over...silly twits..

dom said...

Maybe Wimbledon should employ umpires with elss "booty" ... or another designer !
Fuck me , for £10m I'm sure I could come up with some slacks that even farted when the ball went out !
My tip is Federe to win ... Nadal's biceps get on me tits

yellowdoggranny said...

i think nadal will win...still pissed cause the williams girls are just blowing their talent by trying to be movie stars, dress designers, etc...play fucking tennis you dumb twats..